PornoBae.com
Salt Bae, I have heard of, but Porno Bae is not something that gets an erection or reaction outta me. After hearing about the place, I had to do some digging, and it seems to be a free porn site whose admin might have dated and exchanged cupfuls of saliva with a pornstar a few short years ago and still has her name saved on his phone as “Porno Bae” for obvious reasons.
Here is my PornoBae.com review. Read this and weep if you got a peehole that doesn’t see eye-to-eye with your mother-in-law!
Bae Are Them Fine-Ass Free Porn Sites!
I sure would love to lie to y’all, but I would sooner sell my favorite and expensively acquired pair of worn Harley Dean panties for a nickel on eBay than do that! And the truth of the matter is that the free porn site known as Porno Bae looks like shit!
This place uses a black background that’s not as black as it should be, and the content thumbnails are glossy, tiny, and lacking preview features. However, my biggest gripe with the design is how chaotic and amateurish it appears. Take the right part of the homepage, for example. It hosts XXX categories, news, and tags, and these are all stuff that would have been better accommodated at the top or bottom of the homepage. Then there’s the massive wasted space on most of the right side, and that shit pisses me off.
Even the site motto is amateurish. It says “Exclusive Free Porn Videos: Daily Update” and that should have been written as updates. Dunno who designed this place, but he clearly needs to be tied down so that a Dom with an attitude can spend an entire afternoon kicking his balls and ass bloody!
Features here include an About Us at the page bottom, Sign Up and Login links at the top right, and a basic search menu in the same locale. Main tabs include Home, Pornstars, Categories, and Blog, with other tabs being present but functioning as direct ad links. The Blog thing runs to two pages, and there are a dozen blogs in total, with the first being from 2021 and the latest being from last year. Plus, the majority of the blogs aren’t really blogs and have far more nude images and video links than text.
Do The Bae Thing
Signing up on Porno Bae took me less than ten seconds. If you have arthritis or are struggling with concentration and coordination after a night of heavy imbibing, then the process could take you from a minute to an hour!
That said, there isn’t that much gain to being a member here. Like, there ain’t a member-only place where folks can congregate and talk shop. There also ain’t a Community page where you can check out other members, add them to your friend list, send them direct messages, and all that shit. You can’t even create playlists or add videos to your favorites, and if you wanna chat with members, you gotta do that shit in the video comment section. All that shit sucks, and not like a chick who eats chilli by the bucketful!
Got Bae, Must Run!
I’ve mentioned how PornoBae.com looks like shit, right? Well, better prepare your hearts to forgive it, because it has over eight hundred pages of hardcore smut, and these are full-length in the main. Twenty-five minutes to thirty minutes seems to be the average runtime here, and you can’t help but want some of that and wonder if you might not have gotten your woody involved in stuff that might be too much for it to handle!
That said, you can’t filter videos by length, recentness, rating, popularity, and all that stuff. And yeah, that sucks worse than the taxman fucking you in the butt with a rake and demanding that you pay prime dollar for the service!
Here are some sample titles: OwlCrystal- Anal or Bust, Whitney OC- She’s Only Happy When She Cums, Jill Taylor- Cheater Seeks Anal, Molly Little- In Bed With Tiny Roommate, Tiffany Tatum- Worth The Game, Sharon White- Stepmom Is Delicious, Jasmine Sherni- The Worst Students Fuck The Best, Isa Bella- Saddle Up For A Familiar Cowgirl, Annie King- Fucking The Stress Away, and Alex Coal- I Seduced My Hot Teacher. The Molly Little thing rocked a twenty-seven-minute runtime and had a very cute and pretty Molly Little greedily sucking more cock than was good for her and then getting hammered right in the cooch. But hammered could be the wrong term, because she definitely enjoyed all that and seemed to have enough spare space down there to accommodate another oak tree woody with a destructive streak a mile long!
Moma Azr- Vacation Quickie had a forty-minute runtime and was a Pervy Family creation. It was about a booty and boob-blessed stepmom who seduced her stepson. She let him fuck her cooch, but her asshole was apparently off-limits, which was disappointing. And oh, the stepson must have been a real gentleman, because he handsomely rewarded her twerking efforts on his cock with a facial to die for!
Now, on PornoBae.com, you typically can’t adjust the playback quality, but can tweak the speed. The quality isn’t stated, but it seems to be around HD. There were also zero playback issues during this review, with videos loading faster than your crush can pull down her panties and spread her ass cheeks so that you can see a hairless and stress-less piece of paradise!
Downloads are supported, but PornoBae gives you links that help you download the stuff on other sites in SD or HD quality. Them downloads are free, but you might click a link to see that the file is missing, or have to wait for a countdown and all that shit.
What ThePornGuy Thinks of PornoBae
The site name bangs, as does the collection. But the place looks shitty ASF, and it has an equally awful set of user options.
I can’t recommend this free porn site, but it is worth a look.