Switter.at
Is Switter supposed to be Twitter but Sweeter or Sweatier? I’ve gotta know by all means necessary even if I gotta spread open the legs of the site and stick my tongue up its cunt until it cums on my tongue. Yeah, with all the tasting to come you can call me Gordon Ramsay and you’re welcome to my very own Hell’s Kitchen where Switter.at would be working extra time to please me or I’ll rage out and fling it into the closest trash can that would have it.
Switter is something of a so-called haven for sex workers so you’re likely never gonna get to meet a nun here if you’re the type that is into that sinful fantasy like everyone else.
总之，这是我在 Switter 上发表的评论，请阅读、流泪，或者去被长颈鹿的鸡巴干奶子吧'。
刷微博更甜还是更汗？
Switter isn’t sweeter or sweatier ladies and gentlemen, it is in fact dead! And the day of death is on March 14th, 2022, so I take back all that I said about sticking my tongue up its cunt, instead, I’ll be wearing a state-of-the-art Hazmat suit and using extra long tools to poke at its carcass.
When you get into the website you’ll see a bold message in white that says “Rest in power” and a long message about the reasons they had to quit. So it seems my job here today is to play a coroner and find out what exactly killed off this site. My bet is on a cocktail of STDs but you’re free of course, to make your own bets.
They write about what made them finally kick the bucket and it almost noble if it didn’t end up costing a lot of Sex workers their daily bread.
他们声称，之所以关闭是因为国会中的化石们最近采取了一些反性和反 LGBTQAI+ 的立法棋子，这些棋子的霸道之处在于，他们只喜欢用自己的菊花操别人，并制定规则来证明他们的鸡巴操法律的正当性，而他们本可以去孤山或茂密的森林中与野生动物生活在一起，在那里他们绝对会喜欢听到更多关于他们的规则的声音。
It wasn’t the first time that they were targeted for shutdown because The Verge reports that they had to shut down back on April 17th, 2018 at around 3 PM ET. Their plug was pulled by the FOSTA-SESTA senate bills and the site’s creator; Assembly four received an Email from Cloudflare’s legal department warning them that they would be terminating its service because of the automatic violation of their new terms and conditions. So, to make this long story shorter, we don’t have the SW in Switter because some old farts in power are uncomfortable with sex workers.
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Since the site is basically dead this went from being a review to an obituary where the only thing that can be done is to list out what the site used to be while we will be hoping it comes back to life even if it ends up looking like Dr. Frankenstein’s monster. They claim to have had 3rd biggest Mastodon instance in the Fediverse and since I am not on Mastodon that was gibberish to me and I’m actually starting to support them being killed off a little. They brag about having had 435,490 users but who can actually confirm if this is true? We all know dead sites tell no tales.
After their site got brutally stabbed and violently stomped on in the nuts till it died from shock the creators have been working on promoting another site that has their escort directory called Tryst. I’m not exactly sure how they are managing to stay under the radar and following all the rules this time while not being able to apply the same tactics for Switter. I’m starting to get pissed and I think I might just have to bring the site back to life just so I can jump on its nuts some more until it dies a painful death twice.
Even though they’re dead as fuck, the creators and former staff of the site wrote that they’re still eager to receive farewells made by horny former users that are still not over the demise of the site. They said they’ll be collecting posts that are under the hashtag #FarewellSwitter on both Twitter and Mastodon. Before you post, you’ll want to know that both the creators and former staff would probably be having a sad tears-filled wank to your post while remembering the good old days when their site was up and running.
色情男对 Switter 的看法
Going through this site was like taking a dusty, lonely walk into my ex's pussy since I left her. I felt a little bit like Ted Bundy being so close to a dead site like this. My only final thought is that; with all the positive reviews and publicity the site got in the past for how well it treated the Sex workers that were active there, I wish the creators will find a way to revive it and give it the same treatment that they’re giving the new site that is starting to take all their attention. So, I wouldn’t be recommending this site except if you have a fetish for being on sites with no signs of life at all.